I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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