How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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