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This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
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i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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