We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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