We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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