Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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