I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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