Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Slut skills are useful in every country.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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