There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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