dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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