we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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