your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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