I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize