In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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