I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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