My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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