whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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