help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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