like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
