Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I can't turn off my feet"
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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