is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
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She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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