my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
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I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
All I want is dick and wine.
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