yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I could fuck to npr.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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