You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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