My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
This is classic penis vs brain.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
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I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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