North Korea, Best Korea!
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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