I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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