so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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