i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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