D3 body, D1 cock
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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