susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
