Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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