I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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