i just had sex bonerless
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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