The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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