If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
