I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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