Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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