it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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