Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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she pinky promised me she was 18
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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We had sex on a dog bed..
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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