I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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