and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
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My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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