have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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