He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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