Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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