I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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