i permit you to call me
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
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