The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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