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Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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