you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Enjoy the penises
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
