"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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