People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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