GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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