The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
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You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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