You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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