what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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