There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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