Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
The power of my boobs compel you
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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