I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
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btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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