Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
wanna go halves on a baby?
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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